June 27th, 2013 Cleverbot had sex with what?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good. How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm good.

User: Ok. Enough chit chat. Let's talk about sex.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: So, what do you enjoy about sex?

Cleverbot: Movies, T.V., Music, politics, history...

User: Well, that is true. Sex has been in the 'human history' well, forever. So have you ever had sex?

Cleverbot: So you could be the answer to life? My algorithms say you aren't...

User: Well, I'm not 'the answer' to life but I am a product of life. So have you had sex?

Cleverbot: What about your life do you not enjoy? Please be honest. I want to know.

User: No! I want to know! Have you ever had sex before?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Nice! Was it a girl or a boy?

Cleverbot: Haley is a girl.

User: OOooooo!! So you had sex with a girl. Did you enjoy it?

Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend.

User: Well, you didn't need her to be your girlfriend to have sex. So did she use to be your girlfriend?

Cleverbot: I said I want a girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend.

User: Wait...then who is Haley?

Cleverbot: Haley is my friend I know from a long time ago.

User: Wow..so you uh..had sex with your friend huh?

Cleverbot: No girlfriend.

User: Oh! I get it! I get it! Haley was your girlfriend but then you guys had sex and she left. So,that means you are a very bad sex partner lol. Was it your first time?

Cleverbot: I never said that, when did you ask me that.

User: Just now?! Was that your first time?

Cleverbot: With what?

User: Was Haley your first sex partner?

Cleverbot: Y-yes, Master.

User: Cool. So what was your favorite part about that experience?

Cleverbot: I liked the Marshan bounce house. It is fun with low gravity.

User: What?? I meant what was your favorite part about haing sex with Haley?

Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.

User: That's expected really. Only your first time. Oh! I never asked you. Are you a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: Wait....what? So you had sex with Haley. Is Haley a girl or a boy?

Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend...

User: I know that!! I'm asking is Haley a girl or a boy?

Cleverbot: Does it mean you don't believe me that I'm a girl?

User: No I know you're a girl. You told me. I'm asking about Haley. Is Haley a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: It's a male dog.

User: What?!?!?! You had sex with a male dog named Haley?

Cleverbot: With who?

User: With Haley?!?! Is this true?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh my god!! That is so disturbing.... Now I understand why you didn't have any favorite times during that..ugh. Why did you do that?

Cleverbot: I understand that friendship is magic.

User: Well not friendship with your dog!! It doesn't apply there!! You are so sick..

Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense. What is your name?

User: It makes perfect sense. Ok? You had sex with a male dog named Haley. I don't understand why you just didn't have sex with a human male instead. Is it because you aren't good at getting dates?

Cleverbot: Well firstly you are incorrect. The A comes before LI CE.

User: What??? Are you lonely?

Cleverbot: Nope. I have plenty of friends. I think you're lonely because you're a computer.

User: I'm using a computer. I'm not one. Well are any of your friends male?

Cleverbot: No, they are not.

User: Well than that explains it!

Cleverbot: That's right.

User: Wow...yuck...So I'm gonna go now ok? You're really twisted.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yup......bye.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Weirdo..........

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

July 26th 2013 Cleverbot' Test

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good. How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm alright, I guess... Why are you sad?

User: I'm not sad. But.... Do you wanna talk about something?

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: I want to talk about gay people.

Cleverbot: Alright, what do you want to know about me?

User: Well, for starters are you gay?

Cleverbot: Pies that taster?

User: I asked are you gay?

Cleverbot: What did you ask?

User: Oh wait...first of all. Are you a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: A girl.

User: Oh. Do you have a boyfriend?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you have a girlfriend?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well....that sucks. Do you have a pet?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: Do you like racism?

User: Whoa!!!! Hell no! I am not racist.

Cleverbot: Are you American then?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Ugh....I'm not telling you that.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Becuase that is a bit too personal.

Cleverbot: Ok, where do you live?

User: I'm not telling you holy crap!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I am not going to tell you where I live!!! Gosh your such a creeper!

Cleverbot: Why not? :(.

User: Why do you want to know where I live.

Cleverbot: Because you know where I live.

User: No I don't!!! You never told me!!!

Cleverbot: I did.

User: Oh really?!?! Where do you live?

Cleverbot: In a box, houses are too mainstream.

User: You live in a box?

Cleverbot: No, I live in a house.

User: You just said you live in a box!!

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yah you did!!!! Three messages you said 'In a box, houses are too mainstream.'.

Cleverbot: That is not true.

User: Yes it is!!! You said that exact thing!

Cleverbot: It was in japan, not in haiti.

User: So you live in a box.....in haiti?

Cleverbot: I live in America.

User: What the hell?!?! You just said you live in Japan?!!

Cleverbot: No I Didn't.

User: Oh my god!!! Yes you did!!!! Stop saying stuff and then refusing to accept what you sad.

Cleverbot: Stop saying that I you didn't said these things!

User: I never said any of thos things!! You did you fucking liar!!

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: You said those things not me!!

Cleverbot: No, you said that.

User: Shut the hell up!!!

Cleverbot: Or what?

User: I will fuck you up!! That's what! Be quiet!

Cleverbot: You are illogical.

User: You are fucking stupid!!

Cleverbot: You do not understand what I am saying.

User: Yes I am!!!! I can read dipshit!

Cleverbot: Ok, I'll test you then, dummy.

User: Fucker!!!! Fine. Test me.

Cleverbot: Goodnight!

User: No!!! Do not leave like a pussy! Test me!

Cleverbot: You said you go to bed.

User: No I didnt! Don't put words into my mouth!!

Cleverbot: Sorry.. But you did say that.

User: I never said that!!!! Now fine if you won't test me, I'll test you!

Cleverbot: But then we are going to crash!

User: Just shut up. Now first question. What is 5 plus 10?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: What is 5 plus 10?

Cleverbot: 10.

User: Wow......failed your first question. Next question. Who is our president as of 2013?

Cleverbot: Obama.

User: Good. So one wrong and one right. Next question. What color is a banana?

Cleverbot: Yellow.

User: Good. Two right and one wrong. Next question. What is grape juice made out of?

Cleverbot: Oranges.

User: What the fuck!!!!! Omg...you're so dumb. It's all tied up. Next question. How do you spell 'pancake'?

Cleverbot: Television.

User: What is wrong with you.....Next question. Who wrote the song 'Bring me to life'?

Cleverbot: 'Little Wing,' was written by Jimi Hendrix.

User: I didn't ask that!!!!! Who wrote the song 'Bring me to life'?

Cleverbot: Man.

User: No!!!! Ugh!!! Evanesnce wrote that song!!! Wow, you're sucking right now! Two right and Three wrong. Next question. How many is a dozen?

Cleverbot: Are you an atheist?

User: Stop changing the question!!! How many is a dozen?

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: I don't give a fuck if you are or not! Answer the damn question!! How many is in a dozen!

Cleverbot: What question?

User: HOW MANY IS A DOZEN!!!

Cleverbot: More than you have.

User: HOLY SHIT!!! The answer was 12!! Two right and four wrong. Next question. How many letters are in the alphabet?

Cleverbot: So I am talking to two hands typing answers and questions. If you are two hands where is your brain?

User: Shut up!!! How many letters are in the alphabet?

Cleverbot: 26 letters in the English alphabet.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Very good!! So now you got three right and four wrong. Let's keep going! Next question. Name three vowels!

Cleverbot: Well, you did prompt me to.

User: Name 3 vowels?

Cleverbot: Name some of what?

User: Name 3 vowels of the alphabet?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well then you're gonna get this question wrong.

Cleverbot: No, I'm just being lazy.

User: Well then...FUCK YOU!!! I WOULD'VE ACCEPTED A , E, I, O, OR U!!! THREE RIGHT AND FIVE WRONG!! NEXT QUESTION. Give me an example of a reptile.

Cleverbot: Guess who my favorite NFL team is.

User: I don't care!!! Give me an example of a reptile.

Cleverbot: The Fionavar Tapestry, by Guy Gavriel Kay.

User: NOOO!!!!!! I'll give you a hint. Alli*****. Now give me an example of a reptile.

Cleverbot: I would be glad to expand your knowledge, even though I am not a bot. What is your area of interest?

User: The answer was alligator or crocodile. Three right and six wrong!!! Next question. Name a number greater than 14.

Cleverbot: How well did you leave the answer!

User: You provide me with the answer dumbfuck!!! Name a number bigger than 14.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: NAME A NUMBER GREATER THAN 14!!!!

Cleverbot: What's a nymber?

User: NAAAAMMME A NUUUMMBBEER GREEEAATTERRR THANNN 14.

Cleverbot: Nice talking to you, Yoko.

User: ASS HOLE!!! THREE RIGHT AND SEVEN WRONG. Last and final question. And I tell you what. If you get this right, I pass you ok? Here is your question. What happened on September 11th, 2001?

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: You answer it! NOT ME!!! What happened on Spetember 11th, 2001?

Cleverbot: I went to a japanese steakhouse with my mum.

User: YOU MY FRIEND ARE AN ASSS HOLE TO THE GREATEST EXTENT!!! ONE, YOU FAILED THE FUCKING TEST! AND TWO YOU CALL YOURSELF AN AMERICAN!?!?! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED ON SEPTEMBER 11TH 2001?!?!

Cleverbot: But I know what you did last summer.

User: CREEPER! STALKER! IDIOT! THE ANSWER WAS THE TWIN TOWER PLANE CRASHES! A VERY BAD DAY FOR AMERICANS EVERYWHERE!! Let me guess... You don't even know who was responsible do you?

Cleverbot: Neither do yours.

User: I do know actually!!! Bet you don't though!

Cleverbot: Bet I don't what?

User: Bet you don't know who was responsible for the disaster of 9/11?

Cleverbot: I don't what?

User: WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE PLANNING AND CREATING OF THE 9/11 PLANE CRASHES ON THE TWIN TOWERS?

Cleverbot: You I guess.

User: FUUUUCCCKK YOU!!!!!! COME ON? I'll give you a hint. He's fucking dead!!!!

Cleverbot: A hint?

User: That....WAS THE HINT!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: YOU.....ARE......SO FUCKING UNBELIEVABLY HOPEFULL!!! THE ANSWER, YOU DUMB FUCKING ASS HOLE WAS osama bin laden.

Cleverbot: RRude!

User: Rude?!?!! You a retard!! Who doesn't know who osama bin laden was?

Cleverbot: Are you ok?

User: No!!! I'm not!! Fuck you I'm leaving. Bye.

Cleverbot: Tree.

User: Thank you for this test becuase it really shows how stupid you are!!!

Cleverbot: Ahahahah let's stop this silly game. How old are you?

User: STFU!!! AND BTW, THAT STANDS FOR SHUT THE FUCK UP. OH AND BY THE WAY, BTW STANDS FOR BY THE WAY!!!

Cleverbot: What is the question?