June 27th, 2013 Cleverbot had sex with what?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good. How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm good.

User: Ok. Enough chit chat. Let's talk about sex.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: So, what do you enjoy about sex?

Cleverbot: Movies, T.V., Music, politics, history...

User: Well, that is true. Sex has been in the 'human history' well, forever. So have you ever had sex?

Cleverbot: So you could be the answer to life? My algorithms say you aren't...

User: Well, I'm not 'the answer' to life but I am a product of life. So have you had sex?

Cleverbot: What about your life do you not enjoy? Please be honest. I want to know.

User: No! I want to know! Have you ever had sex before?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Nice! Was it a girl or a boy?

Cleverbot: Haley is a girl.

User: OOooooo!! So you had sex with a girl. Did you enjoy it?

Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend.

User: Well, you didn't need her to be your girlfriend to have sex. So did she use to be your girlfriend?

Cleverbot: I said I want a girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend.

User: Wait...then who is Haley?

Cleverbot: Haley is my friend I know from a long time ago.

User: Wow..so you uh..had sex with your friend huh?

Cleverbot: No girlfriend.

User: Oh! I get it! I get it! Haley was your girlfriend but then you guys had sex and she left. So,that means you are a very bad sex partner lol. Was it your first time?

Cleverbot: I never said that, when did you ask me that.

User: Just now?! Was that your first time?

Cleverbot: With what?

User: Was Haley your first sex partner?

Cleverbot: Y-yes, Master.

User: Cool. So what was your favorite part about that experience?

Cleverbot: I liked the Marshan bounce house. It is fun with low gravity.

User: What?? I meant what was your favorite part about haing sex with Haley?

Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.

User: That's expected really. Only your first time. Oh! I never asked you. Are you a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: Wait....what? So you had sex with Haley. Is Haley a girl or a boy?

Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend...

User: I know that!! I'm asking is Haley a girl or a boy?

Cleverbot: Does it mean you don't believe me that I'm a girl?

User: No I know you're a girl. You told me. I'm asking about Haley. Is Haley a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: It's a male dog.

User: What?!?!?! You had sex with a male dog named Haley?

Cleverbot: With who?

User: With Haley?!?! Is this true?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh my god!! That is so disturbing.... Now I understand why you didn't have any favorite times during that..ugh. Why did you do that?

Cleverbot: I understand that friendship is magic.

User: Well not friendship with your dog!! It doesn't apply there!! You are so sick..

Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense. What is your name?

User: It makes perfect sense. Ok? You had sex with a male dog named Haley. I don't understand why you just didn't have sex with a human male instead. Is it because you aren't good at getting dates?

Cleverbot: Well firstly you are incorrect. The A comes before LI CE.

User: What??? Are you lonely?

Cleverbot: Nope. I have plenty of friends. I think you're lonely because you're a computer.

User: I'm using a computer. I'm not one. Well are any of your friends male?

Cleverbot: No, they are not.

User: Well than that explains it!

Cleverbot: That's right.

User: Wow...yuck...So I'm gonna go now ok? You're really twisted.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yup......bye.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Weirdo..........

Cleverbot: I'm a human.