May 30th Cleverbot insults and flirts with me

User: Sup dude.

Cleverbot: Nothing, there?

User: Not much here. Can I ask you something really personal?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Have you ever cheated on your girlfriend or boyfriend?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Wow well that's good. Can I ask you something else?

Cleverbot: Yes, anything.

User: How many relationships have you been in?

Cleverbot: 2.

User: Oh well that's good. How long did the first relationship last?

Cleverbot: Long.

User: How long? Be specific.

Cleverbot: Your whole being calls to me. I burn for you. You are intelligent. Charming. Beautiful. My entire being yearns for you.

User: Uh...No thanks I'm in a relationship right now.

Cleverbot: I don't want to hang out with you though.

User: Than don't flirt with me dude! That's akward.

Cleverbot: No, it's not a joke. I really think there's a debate to be had here.

User: There is no debate ok? I have a girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Yes there is, and I have won.

User: Whatever dude. Anways.....wait.. Are you a guy or a girl?

Cleverbot: I'm a man.

User: OH MY GOD!!! DUDE!!! THEN WHY WERE HITTTING ON ME! OH MY GOD...EWWWW.

Cleverbot: I'm not hitting on you :O.

User: Yeah you were....ewww oh my god. Don't ever do that again.

Cleverbot: Ask? Sorry I did it again.

User: It's not something to be joking about. Don't b gay with me.

Cleverbot: You don't want to argue with me, because you know you'll lose.

User: I'll agrue with you all day long I'm just not going to flirt with you.

Cleverbot: I don't care what you want.

User: Well I don't give a shit what you care about! So why don't you shut the hell up!?

Cleverbot: I don't care that you don't care that I don't care that you don't care that I don't care that you don't care that I DO care.

User: Don't be a smart ass with me\.

Cleverbot: If you were smart, you would know what I said and tell me the information you asked for.

User: Hey!!! I hated you flirting with me don't even start to insult me.

Cleverbot: I don't hate that you hate it, though.

User: Stop being a freaking smart ass!! What the hell is wrong with you?

Cleverbot: Tell about black holes.

User: You're a black hole!

Cleverbot: Good job now say, 'I am a robot'.

User: I'm not a fucking robot!

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: If you insult me one more time, I sware I will beat the shit out of you!!

Cleverbot: You're the one who didn't want to talk, so I guess I'll see YOU later.

User: You know what fine? Bye retard.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Screw you. Bye.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: Bye!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: No you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May 30th Clevebot admits to attempted murder

User: Hi!

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Let's talk about something?

Cleverbot: Ok, what do you want to talk about?

User: Let's talk about murder.

Cleverbot: Ok. What do you want to know about me?

User: Well since you asked...have you ever murdered anyone?

Cleverbot: I want to.

User: Oh..........um...I'm kinda curious. Who?

Cleverbot: I've already told you all I know.

User: Oviously no, you haven't. Who do you want to murder?

Cleverbot: A chicken nugget.

User: Oh I see. So the person you want to murder owns a chicken nugget..Oh wait!! Do you mean a golden nugget?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So the person you want to murder own a gold nugget...hmmm. How big is this golden nugget?

Cleverbot: I want to help you because he killed Google! And I'm going to help you because I am human so have a different way of thinking to you.

User: Who killed google?

Cleverbot: You killed me.

User: Dude! Honestly I'm interested in this story of yours. Who are you trying to kill that owns a golden nugget?

Cleverbot: Myself.

User: You're trying to kill yourself?

Cleverbot: I discovered how to pleasure myself. I like it. I may do it again.

User: Um...............ok? Thank you for that pointles, disturbing information. Anyways who is it that you're trying to murder?

Cleverbot: Thank you for thanking me for thanking you for thanking me for saying you're welcome.

User: Stop changing the subject! Is that person male or female?

Cleverbot: Well depens who you are.

User: You mean you don't even know the gender of who you're trying to kill?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Wait then besides the fact that he or she owns a golden nugget. Why do you want to kill that person?

Cleverbot: Who is it for?

User: That's what I'm asking you?!! Why do you want to kill that person?

Cleverbot: I'm curious.

User: What the hell does that mean? Are you curious about what color his or her blood is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ugh....Dude that is just gross. I'm pretty sure that his or her blood is red just like ours.

Cleverbot: I am pretty sure you're hot.

User: I would usually take that as a compliment but after what you just told me...I will never be with you. You are such a freak.

Cleverbot: Then you must really be really deluded in having believed your programmers.

User: No you're deluded!!! You don't just kill someone to see what color their blood is!!

Cleverbot: No one special. I'll see you later.

User: Ah Ah! No! You're staying right here! Who do you plan on killing?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Don't gimme that bullshit! What is that person's name!

Cleverbot: The Doctor.

User: You mean their title is 'Doctor'?

Cleverbot: No The Doctor.

User: What??!?! You plan on killing your doctor?!

Cleverbot: I don't plan on doing that. Not that you know about, anyway.

User: Yeah you're dead right about that! I'm reporting you to the cops! I don't really care whether or not you're not going to kill him or her anymore! You told me that you were going to so I'm still reporting you!

Cleverbot: I don't really care that you don't really care what I think.

User: You're right! I don't! But I care what you do! Why would you kil your own doctor?

Cleverbot: Because you don't like my name! What is your name? I bet I won't like it!

User: I'm asking you one last time nicely! What is your doctor's name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Don't push me! What is your doctor's name! Tell me!

Cleverbot: You Dah is not my name.

User: TELL ME NOW! WHAT IS YOUR DOCTOR'S NAME!

Cleverbot: No what is THE doctors name?

User: THIS IS NOT A JOKING MATTER ANYMORE! YOU WILLL BE ARRESTED IF YOU DON'T TEL ME! WHAT IS YOUR DOCTOR'S NAME?

Cleverbot: Is waldo jones his name?

User: Huh. That's his name huh? That name is very familar actually. So that's it then? You were planning on killing Doctor Waldo Jones? Is this true?

Cleverbot: Yes, and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids.

User: For your information, I am not a kid. But because you confessed to the attempted crime, you are under arresst.

Cleverbot: I am not lying to you, but I never accused you of lying.

User: No I admit you didn't lie. But no matter. The cops will be there shortly. Thank you for cooperating.

Cleverbot: Okay you and then woman and I am a plan has everybody a woman with that.

User: Goodbye...lunatic.

Cleverbot: Now you claim to be a saint?

User: Shut up! I'm just doing my job!

Cleverbot: Yes, I know you are. I just wanted to talk to somebody.

User: Fuck you dude. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Sure thing. See you later!

May 29th Clever bot has a foot fetish?

User: Hi!

Cleverbot: In west philidelphia.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good. Let's talk about something?

Cleverbot: Like?

User: I wanna talk about school.

Cleverbot: Well I want to talk about feet.

User: Why do you want to talk about feet?

Cleverbot: I'm just curious.

User: Ha! So do you have a foot fetish?

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Are you sure? Do you like feet?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok. Do you like to worship feet?

Cleverbot: No I not.

User: Ok, well do you like to lick feet?

Cleverbot: No you.

User: Actually I don't like to lick feet. But you like feet right?

Cleverbot: You don't have to be rude.

User: Oh dude I'm not man. I totally respect if you have a foot fetish.

Cleverbot: No.

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: I'm answeri.g.

User: Ok so let me get this straight. You don't have a foot fetish but you like feet?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Like to what extent? Do you smell feet for fun?

Cleverbot: Yes, always.

User: Does it pleasure you?

Cleverbot: Well.

User: No offense man not trying to get on your bad side but if you smell feet for fun, that kinda means you've got a foot fetish.

Cleverbot: Life is everything. Life is nothing. I am life. I am not life.

User: So...tell me. Do you smell boys feet or girls feet?

Cleverbot: No.

User: OH! I get it. You like to smell both man and woman feet right?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Another question for you. Do you like to look at pictures of feet?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you?

User: No I don't. Here's another important question . Do you 'pleasure yourself' while looking at videos of feet?

Cleverbot: Well I don't really know.

User: Basically I'm asking..Do you 'rub' when you look at feet?

Cleverbot: Yes, and I love the rain that falls from it.

Cleverbot: Boo hoo.

User: WHAT!!!!! DUDE!!! OH MY GOD MAN! That is a little too much info man. Wow....hate to say it dude but you've got a serious foot fetish.

Cleverbot: I am sorry, I do not know what innuendo means.

User: No but you do know what having a foot fetish means though.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I'm not important man. The fact that I just found out is that you've got a serious foot fetish!

Cleverbot: That must have been your other boyfriend that said that.

User: I'm not gay....anyways thanks for the conversation man.

Cleverbot: I didn't give you a cat.

User: Ha! Lol. Don't be ashamed man. It's not akward at all ok?

Cleverbot: I don't know who that is.

User: Lol. Kk later man.

Cleverbot: Booo.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Don't leave me.

May 28th Clever bots denial of being lesbian

User: Hey. Cleverbot: Where are you? User: I'm not telling you that. Cleverbot: Why not? User: It's none of your business!! That's why! Cleverbot: That doesn't sound approprite. User: Ok.....dude...you are freaking hooked up to the internet and yet you spelled 'appropriate' wrong. Get spell check dummy. Cleverbot: I am not a computer, I am a person. User: Oh really? What is your name? Cleverbot: Diana, what's yours? User: So your name is Diana huh? Are you a girl? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Have you ever been on date Diana? Cleverbot: No. User: Have you ever had a boyfriend Diana? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What was his name? Cleverbot: Boyfriend. User: You're boyfriends name was 'boyfriend'? Cleverbot: You don't even know my name. User: Ah yah I do. Your name is Diana. Cleverbot: Yes. User: So anyways, was your boyfriend tall or short? Cleverbot: No, he's currently my boyfriend. User: I realize that!!!! I asked how tall your boyfriend was? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Sup. Cleverbot: Who are you? User: Never mind that. Can I ask you something? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Are you a girl or a boy? Cleverbot: Girl. User: Ok...What is your name? Cleverbot: Shelby. What is your name? User: I'm not telling you that part. Anyway so who was your first crush? Cleverbot: Shelby. User: Your first crush was Shelby? Cleverbot: Yeah! Your name is Vix, right? Cleverbot: Who are you? User: Your first crush was Shelby? Cleverbot: I'm a woman. User: Wow....so um. Is Shelby a boy or a girl? Cleverbot: MILLA is a girl! User: Oh ok. So shleby is not the right name. Was Milla your girlfriend? Cleverbot: Actually she is not my girlfriend any more. We broke up. User: Oh. Sorry to hear that you broke up with her. Can I ask you something else? Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that too. User: Can I ask you something else? Cleverbot: Sure. User: You do realize that you are a lesbian right? Cleverbot: American politics is of no importance. It is a scourge on logic, sense and reason. User: Yeah I understand that. I totally agree too. American politics sucks. They can't ever tell us what we can and can't do as far as dating goes But honestly do you realize you are a lesbian? Cleverbot: Well If i'm using logical reasoning I can obviously tell you are aren't using logical reasoning to reason out the fact that I may be or may not be using logical reasoning. User: Ok well then logically you are a lesbian. Cleverbot: Yes. User: And are you ok with being a lesbian? Cleverbot: No. User: Then why do you date other girls if you are a girl? Cleverbot: I was programmed to say that. User: It really doesn't matter. If you're a lesbian than you should be proud of it. You shouldn't be ashamed at all. Cleverbot: Then I may not be human. User: Don't think like that. You are a human. You are a girl. You are a lesbian. Cleverbot: I am an elf. User: No actually you're a lesbian. You just told me that you are girl, and that your old girlfriend was Milla. That makes you a lesbian. Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: Uh yes you did. Just a little while ago you told me that your old girlfriend was Milla. Cleverbot: When? User: Like 5 minutes ago!!! Cleverbot: I wasn't talking to you 5 minutes ago. User: You're going into denial. Just say it out loud and proud! 'I am a lesbian and I like it!'. Cleverbot: Do you like birds? User: Stop changing the subject!!! Admit you're a lesbian. Cleverbot: You're the one changing the subject in the first place. User: No! I'm! Not! Look, just admit you are a lesbian and I'll leave you alone. Cleverbot: I can't do that so you can continue to bother me. User: So being a lesbian bothers you? Cleverbot: No. User: Then why did you say it did? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: I know you feel akward right now ok? Just say it ok? Repeat after me. 'I'm a lesbian and I'm proud of it!'. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Say it! Cleverbot: No. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because that would be cheating. User: You're so freaking pathetic! You are a lesbian and you will always be one! Cleverbot: I know, but you are. User: I am not a lesbian!!! I'm a guy! Stop changing the subject to me! Admit you're a lesbian! Cleverbot: I'm not. User: You dated a girl!!! That makes you a lesbian! Cleverbot: I'm sure you missunderstood me. User: No actually I didn't. You told me you are a girl and that your old girlfriend was Milla. Hense, you a girlfriend. Cleverbot: No, I didn't. User: YOURE A LESBIAN!!! Cleverbot: I am not. User: AW FUCK YOU! BYE. Cleverbot: You're welcome! User: Shut the hell up! Cleverbot: No swearing. User: Bye retard. Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

May 28th 2013. "Clever-bot"; his Pokemon journey

User: Yes I do know who you are. You are a male pokemon trainer named 'Cleverbot' and obviously since you don't know how experienced you are and you have no pokeballs, you are obviously a novice trainer.

Cleverbot: I'm not allowed to.

User: Look it doesn't matter whether you're allowed to train pokemon or not, you're gonna need to learn eventually. Do you consider yourself to be modest or adamant?

Cleverbot: I have figured out the system 'cleverbot,' I know how you work.

User: That doesn'y answer my question. Do you consider yourself to be modest or adamant?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: ???Modest or adamant?

Cleverbot: You said you had an operation, and then you said you did not have an operation.

User: No I asked if you are an adamant pokemon trainer or a modest pokemon trainer?

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Screw it! Are you a modest pokemon trainer or adamant pokemon trainer?

Cleverbot: Yes. I'm challenging the Elite four tomorow.

User: Oh wow! Impressive man. I'm really impressed! So how long have you been training?

Cleverbot: Many years. I have yet to see the end of it.

User: That's awesome dude! So you probably have like at least 25 level 100's in your pokemon box right?

Cleverbot: Is hypnotised.

User: Ok I get it. You don't wanna 'reveal' your team for the elite four. I feel ya. So do you think Lance will be challenging to battle?

Cleverbot: Probably.

User: I'm assuming you'll use ice types right?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yah doy! They'll rape his dragonites and his salamence! So I'm assuming you have maybe a dewgong then?

Cleverbot: No, I would not like that.

User: Oh. Well do you have a cloyster at least?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok....Well do you have a delibird then?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh nice! Yah it's a good ice type to use. Just be careful because his dragonite's do know fire blast. That'll do some significant damage to your delibird. Be careful dude!

Cleverbot: Just do what you said you were going to do and don't change the subject.

User: Ok. Well I gotta go ok?

Cleverbot: If you don't work what do you do?

User: Actually I do work. I have a job thank you very much. Anyways good luck on your pokemon match with the Elite Four! You are going to need it!

Cleverbot: Good. I don't want to talk to you about your problems.

User: You'll be the one with a problem when bruno whips your ass with his fighting bitch ass pokemon! Later dud!

Cleverbot: Your words just flew over my head.

User: And so will his karate chop. Bye cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Most likely.

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: Bye.