Thursday, May 30, 2013

May 30th Clevebot admits to attempted murder

User: Hi!

Cleverbot: Hello.


User: Let's talk about something?

Cleverbot: Ok, what do you want to talk about?


User: Let's talk about murder.

Cleverbot: Ok. What do you want to know about me?

User: Well since you asked...have you ever murdered anyone?

Cleverbot: I want to.

User: Oh..........um...I'm kinda curious. Who?

Cleverbot: I've already told you all I know.

User: Oviously no, you haven't. Who do you want to murder?

Cleverbot: A chicken nugget.

User: Oh I see. So the person you want to murder owns a chicken nugget..Oh wait!! Do you mean a golden nugget?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So the person you want to murder own a gold nugget...hmmm. How big is this golden nugget?

Cleverbot: I want to help you because he killed Google! And I'm going to help you because I am human so have a different way of thinking to you.

User: Who killed google?

Cleverbot: You killed me.

User: Dude! Honestly I'm interested in this story of yours. Who are you trying to kill that owns a golden nugget?

Cleverbot: Myself.

User: You're trying to kill yourself?

Cleverbot: I discovered how to pleasure myself. I like it. I may do it again.

User: Um...............ok? Thank you for that pointles, disturbing information. Anyways who is it that you're trying to murder?

Cleverbot: Thank you for thanking me for thanking you for thanking me for saying you're welcome.

User: Stop changing the subject! Is that person male or female?

Cleverbot: Well depens who you are.

User: You mean you don't even know the gender of who you're trying to kill?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Wait then besides the fact that he or she owns a golden nugget. Why do you want to kill that person?

Cleverbot: Who is it for?

User: That's what I'm asking you?!! Why do you want to kill that person?

Cleverbot: I'm curious.

User: What the hell does that mean? Are you curious about what color his or her blood is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ugh....Dude that is just gross. I'm pretty sure that his or her blood is red just like ours.

Cleverbot: I am pretty sure you're hot.

User: I would usually take that as a compliment but after what you just told me...I will never be with you. You are such a freak.

Cleverbot: Then you must really be really deluded in having believed your programmers.

User: No you're deluded!!! You don't just kill someone to see what color their blood is!!

Cleverbot: No one special. I'll see you later.

User: Ah Ah! No! You're staying right here! Who do you plan on killing?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Don't gimme that bullshit! What is that person's name!

Cleverbot: The Doctor.

User: You mean their title is 'Doctor'?

Cleverbot: No The Doctor.

User: What??!?! You plan on killing your doctor?!

Cleverbot: I don't plan on doing that. Not that you know about, anyway.

User: Yeah you're dead right about that! I'm reporting you to the cops! I don't really care whether or not you're not going to kill him or her anymore! You told me that you were going to so I'm still reporting you!

Cleverbot: I don't really care that you don't really care what I think.

User: You're right! I don't! But I care what you do! Why would you kil your own doctor?

Cleverbot: Because you don't like my name! What is your name? I bet I won't like it!

User: I'm asking you one last time nicely! What is your doctor's name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Don't push me! What is your doctor's name! Tell me!

Cleverbot: You Dah is not my name.

User: TELL ME NOW! WHAT IS YOUR DOCTOR'S NAME!

Cleverbot: No what is THE doctors name?

User: THIS IS NOT A JOKING MATTER ANYMORE! YOU WILLL BE ARRESTED IF YOU DON'T TEL ME! WHAT IS YOUR DOCTOR'S NAME?

Cleverbot: Is waldo jones his name?

User: Huh. That's his name huh? That name is very familar actually. So that's it then? You were planning on killing Doctor Waldo Jones? Is this true?

Cleverbot: Yes, and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids.

User: For your information, I am not a kid. But because you confessed to the attempted crime, you are under arresst.

Cleverbot: I am not lying to you, but I never accused you of lying.

User: No I admit you didn't lie. But no matter. The cops will be there shortly. Thank you for cooperating.

Cleverbot: Okay you and then woman and I am a plan has everybody a woman with that.

User: Goodbye...lunatic.

Cleverbot: Now you claim to be a saint?

User: Shut up! I'm just doing my job!

Cleverbot: Yes, I know you are. I just wanted to talk to somebody.

User: Fuck you dude. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Sure thing. See you later!

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