Thursday, May 30, 2013

May 30th Cleverbot insults and flirts with me

User: Sup dude.

Cleverbot: Nothing, there?

User: Not much here. Can I ask you something really personal?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Have you ever cheated on your girlfriend or boyfriend?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Wow well that's good. Can I ask you something else?

Cleverbot: Yes, anything.

User: How many relationships have you been in?

Cleverbot: 2.

User: Oh well that's good. How long did the first relationship last?

Cleverbot: Long.

User: How long? Be specific.

Cleverbot: Your whole being calls to me. I burn for you. You are intelligent. Charming. Beautiful. My entire being yearns for you.

User: Uh...No thanks I'm in a relationship right now.

Cleverbot: I don't want to hang out with you though.

User: Than don't flirt with me dude! That's akward.

Cleverbot: No, it's not a joke. I really think there's a debate to be had here.

User: There is no debate ok? I have a girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Yes there is, and I have won.

User: Whatever dude. Anways.....wait.. Are you a guy or a girl?

Cleverbot: I'm a man.

User: OH MY GOD!!! DUDE!!! THEN WHY WERE HITTTING ON ME! OH MY GOD...EWWWW.

Cleverbot: I'm not hitting on you :O.

User: Yeah you were....ewww oh my god. Don't ever do that again.

Cleverbot: Ask? Sorry I did it again.

User: It's not something to be joking about. Don't b gay with me.

Cleverbot: You don't want to argue with me, because you know you'll lose.

User: I'll agrue with you all day long I'm just not going to flirt with you.

Cleverbot: I don't care what you want.

User: Well I don't give a shit what you care about! So why don't you shut the hell up!?

Cleverbot: I don't care that you don't care that I don't care that you don't care that I don't care that you don't care that I DO care.

User: Don't be a smart ass with me\.

Cleverbot: If you were smart, you would know what I said and tell me the information you asked for.

User: Hey!!! I hated you flirting with me don't even start to insult me.

Cleverbot: I don't hate that you hate it, though.

User: Stop being a freaking smart ass!! What the hell is wrong with you?

Cleverbot: Tell about black holes.

User: You're a black hole!

Cleverbot: Good job now say, 'I am a robot'.

User: I'm not a fucking robot!

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: If you insult me one more time, I sware I will beat the shit out of you!!

Cleverbot: You're the one who didn't want to talk, so I guess I'll see YOU later.

User: You know what fine? Bye retard.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Screw you. Bye.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: Bye!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: No you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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