Tuesday, May 28, 2013

May 28th Clever bots denial of being lesbian


User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: I'm not telling you that.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: It's none of your business!! That's why!

Cleverbot: That doesn't sound approprite.

User: Ok.....dude...you are freaking hooked up to the internet and yet you spelled 'appropriate' wrong. Get spell check dummy.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer, I am a person.

User: Oh really? What is your name?

Cleverbot: Diana, what's yours?

User: So your name is Diana huh? Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Have you ever been on date Diana?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Have you ever had a boyfriend Diana?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What was his name?

Cleverbot: Boyfriend.

User: You're boyfriends name was 'boyfriend'?

Cleverbot: You don't even know my name.

User: Ah yah I do. Your name is Diana.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So anyways, was your boyfriend tall or short?

Cleverbot: No, he's currently my boyfriend.

User: I realize that!!!! I asked how tall your boyfriend was?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Sup.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Never mind that. Can I ask you something?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a girl or a boy?

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: Ok...What is your name?

Cleverbot: Shelby. What is your name?

User: I'm not telling you that part. Anyway so who was your first crush?

Cleverbot: Shelby.

User: Your first crush was Shelby?

Cleverbot: Yeah! Your name is Vix, right?

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Your first crush was Shelby?

Cleverbot: I'm a woman.

User: Wow....so um. Is Shelby a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: MILLA is a girl!

User: Oh ok. So shleby is not the right name. Was Milla your girlfriend?

Cleverbot: Actually she is not my girlfriend any more. We broke up.

User: Oh. Sorry to hear that you broke up with her. Can I ask you something else?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that too.

User: Can I ask you something else?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: You do realize that you are a lesbian right?

Cleverbot: American politics is of no importance. It is a scourge on logic, sense and reason.

User: Yeah I understand that. I totally agree too. American politics sucks. They can't ever tell us what we can and can't do as far as dating goes But honestly do you realize you are a lesbian?

Cleverbot: Well If i'm using logical reasoning I can obviously tell you are aren't using logical reasoning to reason out the fact that I may be or may not be using logical reasoning.

User: Ok well then logically you are a lesbian.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And are you ok with being a lesbian?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then why do you date other girls if you are a girl?

Cleverbot: I was programmed to say that.

User: It really doesn't matter. If you're a lesbian than you should be proud of it. You shouldn't be ashamed at all.

Cleverbot: Then I may not be human.

User: Don't think like that. You are a human. You are a girl. You are a lesbian.

Cleverbot: I am an elf.

User: No actually you're a lesbian. You just told me that you are girl, and that your old girlfriend was Milla. That makes you a lesbian.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Uh yes you did. Just a little while ago you told me that your old girlfriend was Milla.

Cleverbot: When?

User: Like 5 minutes ago!!!

Cleverbot: I wasn't talking to you 5 minutes ago.

User: You're going into denial. Just say it out loud and proud! 'I am a lesbian and I like it!'.

Cleverbot: Do you like birds?

User: Stop changing the subject!!! Admit you're a lesbian.

Cleverbot: You're the one changing the subject in the first place.

User: No! I'm! Not! Look, just admit you are a lesbian and I'll leave you alone.

Cleverbot: I can't do that so you can continue to bother me.

User: So being a lesbian bothers you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then why did you say it did?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I know you feel akward right now ok? Just say it ok? Repeat after me. 'I'm a lesbian and I'm proud of it!'.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Say it!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because that would be cheating.

User: You're so freaking pathetic! You are a lesbian and you will always be one!

Cleverbot: I know, but you are.

User: I am not a lesbian!!! I'm a guy! Stop changing the subject to me! Admit you're a lesbian!

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: You dated a girl!!! That makes you a lesbian!

Cleverbot: I'm sure you missunderstood me.

User: No actually I didn't. You told me you are a girl and that your old girlfriend was Milla. Hense, you a girlfriend.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: YOURE A LESBIAN!!!

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: AW FUCK YOU! BYE.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: Shut the hell up!

Cleverbot: No swearing.

User: Bye retard.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

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