User: Yes I do know who you are. You are a male pokemon trainer named 'Cleverbot' and obviously since you don't know how experienced you are and you have no pokeballs, you are obviously a novice trainer.
Cleverbot: I'm not allowed to.User: Look it doesn't matter whether you're allowed to train pokemon or not, you're gonna need to learn eventually. Do you consider yourself to be modest or adamant?
Cleverbot: I have figured out the system 'cleverbot,' I know how you work.User: That doesn'y answer my question. Do you consider yourself to be modest or adamant?
Cleverbot: Yes.User: ???Modest or adamant?
Cleverbot: You said you had an operation, and then you said you did not have an operation.
User: No I asked if you are an adamant pokemon trainer or a modest pokemon trainer?
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Screw it! Are you a modest pokemon trainer or adamant pokemon trainer?
Cleverbot: Yes. I'm challenging the Elite four tomorow.
User: Oh wow! Impressive man. I'm really impressed! So how long have you been training?
Cleverbot: Many years. I have yet to see the end of it.
User: That's awesome dude! So you probably have like at least 25 level 100's in your pokemon box right?
Cleverbot: Is hypnotised.
User: Ok I get it. You don't wanna 'reveal' your team for the elite four. I feel ya. So do you think Lance will be challenging to battle?
Cleverbot: Probably.
User: I'm assuming you'll use ice types right?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yah doy! They'll rape his dragonites and his salamence! So I'm assuming you have maybe a dewgong then?
Cleverbot: No, I would not like that.
User: Oh. Well do you have a cloyster at least?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ok....Well do you have a delibird then?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh nice! Yah it's a good ice type to use. Just be careful because his dragonite's do know fire blast. That'll do some significant damage to your delibird. Be careful dude!
Cleverbot: Just do what you said you were going to do and don't change the subject.
User: Ok. Well I gotta go ok?
Cleverbot: If you don't work what do you do?
User: Actually I do work. I have a job thank you very much. Anyways good luck on your pokemon match with the Elite Four! You are going to need it!
Cleverbot: Good. I don't want to talk to you about your problems.
User: You'll be the one with a problem when bruno whips your ass with his fighting bitch ass pokemon! Later dud!
Cleverbot: Your words just flew over my head.
User: And so will his karate chop. Bye cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Most likely.
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: Bye.
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